Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 08:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do some people prefer watching movies than reading novels even if they are both based on the same source material (book)?

So they tried

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Apple’s Craig Federighi on the long road to the iPad’s Mac-like multitasking - Ars Technica

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Is having white skin really that attractive?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Why does Islam give a bad vibe?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗ NEW WOMAN - analysis ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Are you happy with your life?